Saturday, April 17, 2010

The Expendables: I felt my Testosterone Spike During the Trailer


If you grew in the late 80s and think action movie a few names jump forward right away, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, ... . If you think of early 90s action movies you might think of Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Will Smith ... . If you think of who represents "action men" in the entertainment world today you could think of Jason Statham, Randy Couture and with the new Ironman movie coming out even Micky Rourke. Well my friend don't go in for any drug testing as your testosterone is looking to spike. The Expendables has all those names in it with the exception of Will Smith (Will if only you got the call or got on board). Seriously look at the Cast and Other Cast list and Director.

  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Jason Statham
  • Jet Li
  • Dolph Lundgren (still the 2nd best Punisher)
  • Eric Roberts (I've always loved this guy in movies)
  • Randy Couture
  • Steve Austin
  • Mickey Rourke
  • Bruce Willis
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger

.... Holy Shit and don't forget to note two of the women

  • Charisma Carpenter (the best thing to come out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  • Brittany Murphy (whose death actually depressed me so much potential)

If you had told me a movie like this could happen I would have called bullshit but fuck no it's coming. Is it going to be a deep moving character developing story? Fuck no it's going to pure 100% fun and listen people that's why movies are called entertainment their suppose to be fun. A fact that always gets overlooked by douche bag movie reviewers.



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