Wednesday, December 22, 2010

The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special

I just had to share this one. If you don't know who Lobo is I linked it for you, and if you do then you need me to say nothing more.

I can't say I loved everything with the Lobo name on it, as a matter of fact I'll go so far as to say some of it was complete crap, but when it was good it was good, and the very finest of his works also happens to be a Christmas special.

I had originally seen this 5-6 years ago but since lost the file; fortunately YouTube seems to be the universe repository of the collected works of all things watchable (and many, many unwatchable), so here it is again:

Monday, December 20, 2010

Christmas Viewing List

This time of year just doesn't seem complete to me until I've partaken of some Christmas viewing. I'm not talking about the plethora of kids specials, I don't even recognize half the shows putting specials out, and even I don't pretend to have enjoyed the Star Wars Christmas Special, although I do remember watching it live when aired in 1978.

Here are the top 5 shows I must watch for Christmas to be complete for me:

1. Elf: My whole family loves this movie, Will Ferrell's best work, and it seriously looks like James Caan wants to kick his ass through the whole movie. Throw in some Ed Asner and Bob Newhart and it's a lot of sweet syrupy fun.
2. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation: 20 years later and this movie doesn't feel dated at all. Chevy Chase isn't my first choice for comedy, but when he's in the right spot it's hard to argue with him. I think this may be his best movie.
3. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas: My wife bought this for me on DVD a couple years ago (have I ever mentioned how great my wife is? 'Cause I really should, she rocks) and it contains the added bonus of the best American Dad episode, "The Most Adequate Christmas Ever". Little known point here, unless you watch the show regularly, but American Dad puts out a kick ass Christmas episode every year, however this one has the best line I've ever heard on TV "I don't know why Francine is mad at me for always being right. I don't get mad at her for always being wrong." I personally live by those words!
4. Simpsons: This can be either the pilot episode, Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire, where Homer plays Santa and brings home Santa's Little Helper, or Marge be Not Proud, where Bart gets caught shoplifting. Marge be not proud is a better written story, but the Bart heavy episodes are never as strong as the Homer ones. Either way I gotta see at least one of them, preferably both.
5. A Christmas Story: Although the events take place roughly 20 years before I was born I still have an affinity for Ralphie and his dilemma. This is not the best movie I've ever seen, but I think I like it because it reminds me a lot of my childhood, and how do you not enjoy the Chinese waiters singing Deck the Halls at the end of the show?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Movies to Watch in 2011

I ran across this list this morning and thought I'd share it. Can't say as I'm looking forward to all of them, but there is some seriously cool looking movies in this list:


I have to say The Thing appeals to me a lot simply because of the reported lack of CGI in it; I don't mind CGI and it's come a long way since it was first used in the 90's, but there is something to be said for the handcrafted art of a monster built by human hands, I really miss the good old stop action effects sometimes.

Top of my list? Tough call, with both Thor and Captain America coming out, not to mention Cowboys and Aliens. For that matter, I'm also looking forward to the new Transformers movie, I honestly don't know why people have a problem with Michael Bay, that dude knows how to blow shit up! (The total lack of Megan Fox should increase the experience of this movie as well.)

Thursday, December 9, 2010

World of Warcraft: Catackalysm

If this isn't the funniest thing I see today, or possibly even this week, I may actually poop myself:


I've got nothing else to add to this.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Walking Dead - Update

Coming in to the end of the first season, there were only 6 shows initially made, I have to say overall I'm happy with it, although it doesn't quite live up to what it's trying to be.

Although the main themes and ideas of the comic are intact the story has moved from the first episode of being a reasonable facsimile to the last episode being nothing conceived of in the printed form. Whereas the first episode actually used real material from the first few issues, the final episode has people still alive who shouldn't be gong into situations that were never in the comic. I think what we have here is a zombie IP that AMC felt they needed a pedigree to attach to it.

Having said that my only real problem with the show is the gorefest they feel they need to include; the gratuitous bloody violence that they include so they can hopefully rope the more hardcore zombie crowd in with. I'm not afraid of blood and I'm not grossed out by the mess they make doing this, but it does bother me a bit simply because it disrupts the flow of the show. There you are spending half an hour watching some meaningful character development then bang, you've got some of the most grotesque violence ever seen on TV in your face, followed by another 20 minutes of meaningful character development. Like I said, it doesn't really flow, and it's guaranteed once per episode:

Episode 1: The horse being eaten.
Episode 2: butchering a zombie corpse with an axe.
Episode 3: Shane beating the hell out of an abusive husband (by far the least gore, but it goes on a long time).
Episode 4: A zombie feasting during the camp attack.
Episode 5: Pick to the head on already dead corpses.

Did they add to the story? The events themselves did, but the gore almost outweighed the story development and I think instead of bringing the hardcore on board, who will be bored to tears during the other 45 minutes of the show, they're going to be alienating the casual viewer who otherwise might be interested. I'm talking about people like my wife; the story lines fascinate her, but she can't handle the blood and guts (and I mean literally guts). Yes the antagonist is a gross disgusting creature (all of them), but we don't need to watch them attack an already dead zombie with an axe for 2 full minutes, before watching them smear the goo on their clothing, let alone have the camera splattered with blood, to get the idea of whats going on.

As of the time of writing I Googled the show for some fact checking and found a story claiming a large chunk of the writing staff has been fired. I don't know what to make of that, but I'm hoping it means they come closer to the core material they started with. I'd also like to see them avoid such heavy handed storylines as episode 4, the "good" gangbangers; if you've seen it you know what I mean, and if not, watch the show. Yes, we know, everything's bad until it's good.

Having said all this, I do have to say it's still more than worth watching and I highly recommend it as a part of your regular viewing schedule. I certainly don't plan on missing a single episode.