Vanguard

I actually had an honest to god lol when I saw this one, starting at the 20 second mark and ending at about 25:

Atari 2600 Vanguard ad

I have vivid memories of playing this game, it was one of my favorites on the 2600, but apparently the terms "cool" and "lame" have undergone some manner of total inversion since 1983, thats the only explanation I can come up with for that commercial.