Sunday, January 30, 2011

5 Hottest Video Game Females: Not the Main Character

Inspired by Top 5 with Lisa Foiles I think I'm going to do a top 5 from time to time and well Lisa Foiles is definitely in the running for number 1 of my top 5 hot female geek culture divas.


By the way Laura Croft doesn't make my list, one she's the star and two well she was ruined forever thanks to Angelina Jolie. The other rule here is that video game girls from fight games aren't included. Let's face those are total T&A characters so they are all hot why debate the issue. Anyway lets proceed shall we:

Number 5 - Batman Arkham Asylum: Harley Quinn












I definitely like the new outfit it fits her character and well, her better, than the stupid court jester outfit. She's insane, dirty, and lethal and her appearance definitely spiked my interest in the game. I even like the voice but then again I had and still a have a crush on Jennifer Tilly so for me those voices are annoying in a good way.


Number 4 - Dead Rising: Jessie












Unlike my buddy Rob I found the first Dead Rising to frustrating to finish but still logged a lot of hours and some of those hours were to admire the virtual artistry that went into Jessie's two most prominent attributes.

Number 3 - Half Life 2: Alyx Vance



















Video games have striven to capture the cute, spunky, smart, and butt kicking geek dream girl for ages and usually they fail and the character just becomes annoying. However, Valve did an amazing job with Alyx. I actually found (and find) myself enjoying the stupid training and story pieces purely because of her character.

Number 2 - Dragon Age: Morrigan












Until I played Dragon Age Origins I would have advised you to get out more if you said you actually felt some attachment to a video game character. However, Bioware did an amazing job with this game and I actually felt a pile of guild and regret when I ended my character's relationship with Morrigan simply to get the achievement for bedding Liliana. I still did it but you know that decision was pretty much why I never finished that game.

Number 1 - World of Warcraft: Lady Sylvanas




















Lady Sylvanas, what can I say she's a bit evil, mean, bossy, uppity, and damn hot for an undead gal. I'm always confused why all the other undead are gross rotting zombies but Sylvanas still has it going on. Every time I found myself in Undercity I made a point of going to the Lady's court just to check her out as she was way better than all the Night Elves dancing around in their underpants in Stormwind.


Honorable Mention - Fable: Lady Grey



















I'm not talking about the undead Lady Grey in Fable 2 but the original present demanding blonde of the original Fable, you know the Fable that didn't suck. Really there was nothing appealing about this woman's personality but I still ran around fetching her presents so that says something.

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